Big Ass Lump of Coal
Big Ass Lump of Coal
Big Ass Lump of Coal
Big Ass Lump of Coal

Big Ass Lump of Coal

£8.50
Colourful
Ethical
Unique

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

Product Specs:

3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal

Made in the USA by humans, not elves May

encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery

A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty

According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.

Size: 10 oz.
Made in United States of America

Fitted, overseized, tapered or not. Our hand crafted products are there to ensure you feel comfortable in what you are wearing all the time. 

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